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well, that's sillier than wearing a trash can on your head while artistically comparing two unlike concepts. "You can't make an omelette without [something much more unpleasant than breaking a few eggs]" seems to be particularly popular, perhaps because it lends itself well to Black Comedy. Mozzarella, although it could possibly be Provolone or just plain American, as it really doesn't taste distinctly dissimilar from the orange, yet they would have you believe it does by coloring it differently.
It is also possible for the metaphorical concept to distract the speaker so that the metaphor is forgotten. Compare Derailed Train of Thought, Analogy Backfire, Sidetracked by the Analogy, "Shaggy Frog" Story, Disorganized Outline Speech, I Like My X Like I Like My Y and Mixed Metaphor.
Sometimes the character will realise they've spoilt the metaphor and admit they've lost their train of thought, or perhaps they'll try to reconnect the mess they've made back to the original metaphor, which just prolongs the joke further. Because this often uses realistic diction, it can also subvert Realistic Diction Is Unrealistic. Answering the phone, Paul, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You're happy they are having fun at first, but soon you get bored by it. Bachelor 1: I'd invite my friend Rudy over and we'd give you a double dip!